Lucky Charms, Unlucky Frogs, And Other Weird News You Missed

Weird isn't a weird enough word to describe these stories.
Lucky Charms, Unlucky Frogs, And Other Weird News You Missed

There's a lot of important news out there that definitely deserves your attention. This isn't it. These are the weirdest, what-the-fuckiest headlines that somehow got buried in the sea of rational stories, this week. You're welcome.

A CALIFORNIA WOMAN NAMED TAYLOR MUHL DISCOVERED THAT HER UNIQUE, TORSO-DIVIDING 9BIRTHMARK WAS ACTUALLY THE RESULT OF CHIMERISM: TWO SETS OF DNA CAUS

Source: People

A PROFESSOR FAILED HER STUDENT, INSISTING Australia is NOTa country! After being told her research was invalid for referencing a continent and not a

Source: Time

CRACKEDcO A COUPLE ATTENDED A BAGPIPE CONCERT BY MISTAKE. REDHOT Duncan Robb and his girlfriend had already booked a flight from England to Ireland to

Source: CBC

AN UNIDENTIFIED MAN WAS ATTACKED AND EATEN BY THE LIONS THAT OFFICIALS SUSPECT HE WAS ATTEMPTING TO POACH NEAR KRUGER NATIONAL PARK IN SOUTH AFRICA. A

Source: BBC

A COUPLE SOLD EVERYTHING THEY OWNED TO SAIL AROUND THE WORLD. THE BOAT SANK ON ITS SECOND DAY. Tanner Broadwell and Nikki Walsh invested $10.000 in th

Source: USA Today

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