What Are Millennials Killing Now? (9/26/17)

What Are Millennials Killing Now? (9/26/17)

Have millennials no mercy? They roam the countryside, leaving a path of destruction and misery in their path. So what helpless industries are they killing now...

A SURVEY HAS REVEALED THAT SIX IN TEN MILLENNIALS DON T LIKE TAKING OPIOIDS. SURE. OPIOIDS ARE ADDICTIVE. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS ADDICTIVE. PHONES

Source: US News

A NEW SURVEY FROM A PERSONAL FINANCE WEBSITE REVEALS THAT 50% OF MILLENNIALS WOULD GIVE UP THEIR RIGHT TO VOTE IN EXCHANGE FOR HAVING THEIR STUDENT LO

Source: The Independent

ACCORDING TO THE BOSTON GLOBE, MANY MILLENNIALS PAY TWICE AS MUCH FOR MCDONALD'S BECAUSE THEY HAVE IT DELIVERED. BI9 CRACKED COCAT ITOEM IF MILLENNIAL

Source: Boston Globe

A FINANCIAL RESEARCH FIRM BLAMES DECLINING TROJAN CONDOM SALES ON MILLENNIALS HAVING LESS OF AN INTEREST IN SEX BECAUSE THEY'RE DISTRACTED BY SMARTPHO

Source: USA Today

A POLL FOUND THAT 69% OF MILLENNIALS BELIEVE THEY LEARN MORE FROM TECHNOLOGY THAN PEOPLE. JUST THINK, THOSE IGNORANT COMPUTER SMARTIES WILL NEVER LEAR

Source: Business Insider

ACCORDING TO THE WALL STREET JOURNAL, SOME MILLENNIALS DON'T RING OR ANSWER THE DOORBELL BECAUSE THEY'RE MORE COMFORTABLE TEXTING WHEN THEY ARRIVE. ..

Source: The Wall Street Journal

MILLENNIALS ARE KILLING ELVIS PRESLEY'S LEGACY. 29 PERCENT OF 18- TO 24-YEAR-OLDS HAVE NEVER HEARD HIS MUSIC. WHAT HAPPENED TO DUTIFULLY LISTENING TO

Source: History

ACCORDING TO A NEW SURVEY. 25% OF MILLENNIALS DON'T KNOW WHAT A CREDIT SCORE IS. THIS MAY BE BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO BUSY CRACKED DROWNING IN SCHOOL LOANS

Source: CNBC

A NEW SURVEY BY SUNTRUST MORTGAGE REVEALS 33 PERCENT OF MILLENNIALS BUY HOMES BASED ON THEIR DOGS. HOW DARE MILLENNIALS FACTOR RESPONSIBLE CAREOF PET

Source: CBS

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