The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/17)

The news media is primarily a delivery system for anxiety and impotent rage.
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/17)

The news media is primarily a delivery system for anxiety and impotent rage. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

The ATF has concluded that the 2013 West Fertilizer Company plant explosion was the result OF A DELIBERATELY SET FIRE. The blast at the West, Texas, p

Source: CNN

A RACCOON TOOK OUT THE POWER TO NEARLY 39,000 SEATTLE HOMES. The critter snuck into a substation and short-circuited the power grid. Now, we just wait

Source: KIRO7

Arkansas District Judge Joseph Boeckmann RESIGNED after being accused of reducing sentences for defendants in exchange for community service at his

Source: NBC News

IN A HISTORIC AND UNEXPECTED VICTORY FOR A COUNTRY WHERE TRANSGENDER PEOPLE ARE SUBJECT TO RAMPANT DISCRIMINATION AND VIOLENCE... 49-YEAR-OLD GERALDIN

Source: BBC

THE RUSSO BROTHERS, the visionaries behind Marvel's Captain America franchise, announced that they will be producing ME a Chinese-language superhero m

Source: Deadline

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