The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/12)

Staying current with the news is like trying to put tiny tuxedos on a swarm of angry hornets.
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/12)

Staying current with the news is like trying to put tiny tuxedos on a swarm of angry hornets. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

AN EXCLUSIVE ROLLING STONE INTERVIEW BY SEAN PENN LED TO THE ARREST OF NOTORIOUS DRUG LORD JOAQUIN EL CHAPO GUZMAN. Guzman was trying to get a biopi

Source: AP

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/12)

Source: CNN

Hackers, believed to be using a form of sophisticated malware known as the lackEnergy Trojan, knocked out a regional electrical control center in Ukr

Source: Wired

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/12)

Source: Deadline

A FEDERAL JUDGE RULED THAT A MONKEY CANNOT OWN A COPYRIGHT. PETA filed the unsuccessful copyright claim on behalf of Naruto, the Indonesiant macaque t

Source: Newsweek

The U.S. government has released new guidelines advising Americans to reduce the amount of SUGAR and SATURATED FAT in their diet.o. TO LESS THAN 10 PE

Source: Reuters

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