The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/26)

No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity.
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/26)

The world is like a zoo, only one where all of the exhibits have been replaced by howler monkeys who are constantly screeching, masturbating, and flinging their own feces 24 hours a day. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):

CRACKEDCON Maggie Gyllenhaal stated in an interview with The Wrap: I'm 37, and I was told recently I was too old to play the lover of a man who was 5

Source: The Wrap

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/26)

Source: NPR

LEGENDARY PICTURES RELEASED THE FIRST IMAGES OF THE ORC WARCHIEF ORGRIM FROM THE UPCOMING WARCRAFT MOVIE. ORGRIM WILL BE VOICED BY ROBERT KAZINSKY. TH

Source: Wired

DESION STUDENT: PROPOSEDTHIS EARTH FLAG CONCEPT FOR A GRADUATION PROJECT, AND IT WENT VIRAL. While the design isn't necessarily garnering universall

Source: Wired

PRESIDENT OBAMA G HAS STARTED A TWITTER ACCOUNT. Fnans 65 26M Tueats Tweets A reclies Photos & videns President Obama New to Twitter? Dad pushane art

Source: NY Times

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