Dennis Hopper Runs Errands
At the Laundromat:
Hey, man. You got any change? I gotta get my shit dried out, man. I need
some of those little round ones, y'know, shiny little fuckers. Quarters!
You got any quarters?
At the Bank:
I'm gonna deposit this money, okay? I'm gonna put it right here, and I'm
gonna be back for it. Just watch it for me, man. If anything's missing
when I get back, I got friends who will cut your dick off and hang it in
the drive-thru window.
At Church:
God? I'm gonna lay some real fucked-up sins on you, right here, okay?
Just gonna set 'em down for a while. 'Cause I don't need that shit,
right? All the drinking. The drugs. The sex. Y'know what, maybe I'd
better just keep 'em. Thanks anyway, Man.
At the Gift Shop:
I love these mobiles, man. It all, like, it all goes around and around,
like the world, man, like the fucking Universe, y'know? On a plastic
hanger. You got any weed?
At the Chinese Restaurant:
I'll have the egg drop soup and a big fucking bowl of opium paste. What?
Sorry, man. Flashbacks are drivin' me crazy today. You got any gook
At the Grocery Store:
Hey, pretty lady. That's a nice big banana you got in your basket. You
your lighter, I'll fix one up for both of us. Where you going? Hey!
What's your name?
At the Butcher:
I like chopping up dead things too, y'know? I mean I'm really fucking into
it, man. It's really beautiful if it's done properly. You want some help
back there?
At the Video Store:
Fuck! Everywhere I look, I see little boxes with my picture on 'em! It's
like, me, lookin' at me, lookin' at myself, lookin' at me! That's
At the Bakery:
Um, yeah. Gimme one of these Bundt cakes. Man, that looks good. Could
you heat it up for me, real quick? 'Cause I can hardly wait to take it
outside and fuck it.
At the Post Office:
Shut the fuck up and get down on the floor! I ain't walkin' outta here
until all of you fuckers are DEAD! So GET THE FUCK DOWN! NOW!!!
Whoa! Hey, I'm just kidding. Easy man, I just need some stamps.
