Satan Shoes and Bright Red Heels: 16 Fabulous Footwear Facts

Shoes! Shoes! Glorious shoes! Shoes protect us from the agony of da-feet. There was an old lady who lived in a shoe, her husband was a heel so she socked him. Here's 16 fancy footwear facts for your sole amusement. These will give you a toe-hold in your next shoe-based converse-ation.