12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, April 24, 2025

The best time to have the “what are we?” conversation may be when you’re actively sinking in quicksand.
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A Couple Had to Choose Their Relationship Status While on the Phone With 9-1-1

A guy got stuck in quicksand while on a romantic stroll on a Michigan beach, and when his date called 9-1-1, she had to explain that “my boyfriend is stuck.” Meanwhile, he was making his own call, saying, “I think my girlfriend is also trying to call.” This was the first time they’d referred to each other as such.
China Used Declassified U.S. Intel to Develop a Revolutionary New Nuclear Reactor
Chinese scientists just ran the world’s first thorium nuclear reactor, and in another world-first, replaced its radioactive fuel while it was still running. This was all done using foundational research that the U.S. spent hundreds of millions of dollars on, but abandoned in the 1960s.
Salmon Are Doping
Researchers have found that wild salmon are getting exposed to sleeping pills that are dumped in rivers, which is paradoxically making them faster swimmers.
For One Hour, the Sky Will Smile Upon Us
On the night of April 25th, for about an hour, a rare alignment will make Venus, Saturn and the crescent Moon look like a gigantic celestial smiley face.
Rich Jerks Are Buying All the Good T. Rex Skeletons
There are 141 scientifically useful T. rex skeletons, and 71 of them are sitting in private collections. They’re auctioned off for tens of millions of dollars, which many scientific institutions can’t afford.
We’ve Been Studying the Common Cold for a Century, and Nothing’s Changed
It’s been 100 years since a groundbreaking 1925 study on the common cold, and in all that time, people are still getting the same symptoms for the same amount of time at the same rate.
The Perfect Day, Scientifically Speaking
A study found that the key to happiness is six hours of family time, two hours of friend time, two hours of exercise and no more than six hours of work. That leaves eight hours for sleep, and zero hours for drinking alone and mourning what could have been.
A Planet 140 Light Years Away Is Farting Itself to Death
MIT astronomers have discovered a planet with a comet-like tail that’s shedding one Mount Everest-worth of matter every 30.5 hours.
The 2016 Bird Flu Almost Got a Whole Lot Worse
The strain behind the 2016 scare never made the jump to humans because it was unable to bind to our receptors. But a study of the virus found that it was exactly one mutation away from being able to do exactly that.
What’s the Deepest Hole in the World?
The Kola Superdeep Borehole is a big ol’ hole dug for “research purposes” in Russia from 1970 to 1989. They had to quit when it reached about eight miles because the drill bit got stuck in a rock.
Cordiality Is Costing ChatGPT Millions of Dollars
Unfortunately, they can afford it. Sam Altman said that adding “please” and “thank you” to ChatGPT prompts costs the company millions, but he encouraged users to keep doing it because, in his words, “You never know.”
Why Do People Treat A.I. With Kindness?
A 2024 survey found that 67 percent of American users are nice to A.I. — 55 percent because “it’s the right thing to do” and the remaining 12 because they fear a future A.I. uprising.