34 Random Bits of Movie Trivia That Learned All of Their Lines But Didn’t See the Email About the Rewrites

It’s fine! Everything’s fine! These facts aren’t going to freak out on the poor PA whose job it was to pass them these last-minute rewrites. They’re professional and can roll with the punches. 

Speaking of punches, they’ll be discreetly throwing a few at the wall in their dressing room, so that no one knows what volatile little divas they can be. Tell the director that they’ll have their random movie facts memorized in about half an hour.