29 Unrealistic Behaviors on TV That Would Look Completely Alien in the Real World

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29 Unrealistic Behaviors on TV That Would Look Completely Alien in the Real World

We never really thought of this before, but TV seems to have a completely different set of social norms than reality. Something like throwing money on the restaurant table without waiting for the bill (or without even eating a single bite) makes total sense. Eating an entire meal and paying a bill is hardly must-watch TV. Those characters have places to go and people to kill!

Remaining close friends with your ex, though, that seems a little weird. Especially when they start dating a good friend of yours (or two). Lookin at you, Jackie Burkhart.

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One-Dimensional Archetypes

Butts of Jokes

Airports

Workplace Etiquette

Boots

Wackiness

No Criminal Consequences

Apartment Usage

Neighbors

Driving

Keys

Luxury Apartments with Less Than Luxurious Jobs

Hackers

Ordering Expensive Drinks without Drinking Them

Eating at the Same Restaurants Over and Over Again

A Boatload of Crime-Show Tropes

Nightmares

Food

Catch Phrases

Proposals

Tipping

Gossip

Neglecting Children Like It’s Nothing at All

Guessing Passwords

Locked Doors

Quoting Literature

Awkward Three-Second Pauses

No Laughing

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