24 Random Bits of Movie Trivia to Read Before David Zaslav Deletes Them
Enjoy them now! Like, now now. What are you still reading this for? Go!
Whether we paint these movies in a good light or not, we just have to get the truth out there. Our journalistic integrity depends on it. Don’t laugh at us for calling ourselves journalists! It’s what we tell our parents that we do to feel better about ourselves — and to stop them from pressuring us to get “real jobs.”
All we want to do is share movie facts, okay? So like big studio executive hotshots, if you guys make us look bad in front of our moms, we’ll get the Cracked higher-ups to delete this list all together!