40 Dumb Crimes and the Even Dumber Criminals Who Got Caught Doing Them
Dumb crimes that blew up in dumb criminals’ dumb faces
You’re hopefully a lot smarter than these dummies, but their insane stories should still act as cautionary tales to not commit crime. As much as you’ve thought about that one scheme you think you could totally pull off, there are factors that you might not have anticipated, so you could end up looking as dumb as these dumb criminals.
Well, maybe not as dumb. We’re pretty sure you wouldn’t use the vanity license plate SMUG LER while smuggling cocaine, would you? Would you?!?!
Terrorism Jokes
Googling How to Kill Someone With a Baseball Bat Without Being Detected
Googling Salvador Dali Robbery
Herbalife
Billing Fraud
Hitmen
Dave Portnoy
The Escape Room
Googling How to Commit Murder
Googling What Car Liquids Could Kill Humans
Googling Neck Snap Break
Googling How Long Does It Take Police to Respond to an Armed Robbery
Casey Anthony
The Oddfather
Googling Where to Get a Gun
The Capitol Riot
The Robber Who Got Stuck in a Chimney
The Thief Who Made Himself Dinner
Paul McCartney Smuggling Weed into Japan
The Bank Robber Who Kept Dropping Their Stolen Money
The Pill-Popping Judge
Applying to Be a Cop as a Fugitive
Skipping Out on the Bill
Live-Streaming Your Drunk Driving
Paying with Monopoly Money
The Whizzinator
The Drug-Dealing Pastor
Mannequin Challenge
The Hat Man
The Arsonist Who Set Himself on Fire
Wu Gang
Vandalizing a Police Station
Robbing Bryan Danielson
Smug Ler
A Shooting in Ink
YouTubing Your Crimes
Asking the Police to Arrest You
Source: The Guardian
Posting Your Crime to Facebook
Deposting Stolen Money
Driving to Court in a Stolen Car
Source: News10