40 Precious But Possibly Poisonous Bits of Animal Trivia That We’re Not Sure If We Should Run To or Run From

Aw, look at that cute little… Oh my god! Oh my god, nooo!!! 

A visual of that scenario would’ve been a lot funnier, but the Cracked higher-ups don’t give us a budget for video ‘round these list parts, now do they? Workplace grievances aside, we really just wanted to convey our newfound fear of the animal kingdom. Don’t get us wrong, we love animals. It’s just that, in our hunt for animal-related facts, we learned some of their incredibly strange and ferocious ways. 

Luckily, these are all just pictures. Safe, safe pictures.