40 Random Bits of Nostalgia That We’re Yanking From the Past With Scorpion’s Rope Dart Thing From ‘Mortal Kombat’

The more cherished bits of nostalgia we dragged here from the past, the more we wondered why we’re bringing them here. After all, they should be bringing us back to them. We’ll be together either way, but don’t they realize that we’ll all be much happier back there than up here?

They will soon, once they see the present-day dumpster fire we’re living in.