The 12 Funniest Things We Learned Today, Monday, February 3, 2025
Twelve facts that are enough to slightly curl the sides of your mouth.
Not Something You Want to Send Through the Wash
At one point, Hungary printed the largest denomination banknote of all time, worth 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pengo.
Gaming Literally 24/7
In Japan, some citizens who can’t afford apartments instead live in internet gaming cafes, which are equipped with showers.
The G-Spot Almost Had An Incredibly Entertaining Name
Instead of the G (or Grafenberg) spot, it almost became the Whipple Tickle to “honor” the person who discovered it: Beverly Whipple.
Road-Legal Little Tikes
There is a street-legal version of the classic yellow-and-red Little Tikes car that reaches a top speed of 70 miles per hour, built by mechanic John Bitmead.
Mike Tyson's John-Wick-Style Origin Story
Apparently, the entire reason Tyson started boxing was to avenge a pet pigeon that was killed in front of him.
Passport Photos Could Include Your Dog at One Point
Before passport photos were more tightly regulated, you were pretty free to do what you wanted as long as they were the right size. Which led to a German passport featuring a woman and her dog.
Missouri Trolls The KKK
When the KKK attempted to adopt a highway in Missouri, the government responded by renaming it Rosa Parks Highway.
The One Place People Will Cheer If You Jump Over A Baby
At a festival known as El Colacho in Spain, men dressed to resemble the Devil hurdle real, honest-to-god babies lined up on the ground.
Frank Sinatra Faced Official ‘Seduction’ Charges
In the 1930s, Sinatra was arrested for “seduction,” which was the crime of promising a woman you’d marry them in order to have sex, then reneging on your word. The case went nowhere when it turned out the woman in question was married already.
A Sausage It Would Take the Better Part Of An Hour to Drive Past
In Ploiesti City, Romania, they created the world’s longest sausage, measuring in at a positively unreasonable 38.99 miles long. Joey Chestnut, this is your mission, should you choose to accept it.
This Is How You Respect History
In the town of Yreka, California, there was a bakery, understandably named Yreka Bakery, which is also a delightful palindrome, a word that’s spelled the same forwards and backwards. So when the bakery eventually went out of business, and was replaced by an art gallery, they respected its linguistic reputation by naming it the Yrella Gallery.
You Guys Were Way Off
In 1967, political scientists thought that by 2020, the average American workweek would be as low as 16 hours. They forgot to factor in that famous American tradition: avarice.