40 Facts About That Rickety Old Flesh Wagon You Call a Body

Lugging around your upright body can be tiring enough as it is, so we’re sorry to weigh it down even further with these hefty facts. Maybe try to store them evenly around your brain so that one side doesn’t get lopsided enough to pull your head to the ground. Your body is already in a tough enough battle with gravity. 

If you think you’re strong enough for this fact-lugging, here’s a beefy pile of tidbits about that sentient meat sack of yours.