40 Top-Secret Bits of Trivia That Aren’t for the Faint of Heart
You might want to sit down for these
Sitting down? Okay, good. Well, you could stand if you like (as long as you’ve been taking your daily dose of baby aspirin for your heart). We don’t really know how better to warn you, so by continuing to read this list of wildly revealing worldly truths, just know that we cannot be held liable for any spikes in your heart rate or injuries from fainting.
Oh, and we won’t be held responsible for any embarrassment caused by holding the back of your hand to your forehead and letting out a high-pitched gasp while fainting either. That’s on you, big dawg.