35 Random Bits of Historical Trivia That Make Us Think Its Probably Best for A.I. to Take It From Here

After digging deep into the past, we have a sneaking suspicion that human history was all just one big fever dream. We can’t tell who this dreamer was, but they must’ve been watching some weird arthouse flick while dousing cheese in hot sauce right before bed. If we’re wrong, and this really is the best that humanity could come up with, then we’re open to a changing of the guard of sorts. 

Someone (or something) with a more level head could make our future history a little more even-tempered, and that might be a nice change of pace.