40 Celebrity Secrets We Had to Infiltrate the Illuminati to Extract

Looks like it’s not all champagne towers and private jets

Celebrities live in a world where everything seems to be one big spectacle. From the moment they wake up and see that Twitter has decided their eyebrows are off today, it’s a never-ending grind of image maintenance while attempting to figure out what being a real person even means anymore. 

Today, while cosplaying as TMZ, we wanted to find out the truth behind those off eyebrows. Yeah, they seriously need a little tweaking.

Beyonce

Garth Brooks

Lindsay Lohan

Ashlee Simpson

The Groundskeeper from ‘Rudy’

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Blac Chyna vs. The Kardashians

Source: Page Six

Peter Frampton

Queen Latifah

William Frawley

The Simpsons

Uma Thurman

New Girl

Liam Neeson

Akon

D’Angelo

David Bowie

Olivia Munn

Source: Yahoo

Iggy Pop

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