45 Myths That We Busted Like Unicorn-Shaped Piñatas Then Scrambled to Gather Their Sweet, Sweet Truthy Innards

If professional baseball teams can have a bat boy, then why can’t we? Do you know how many times myths have gone unbusted because we were too busy looking for the office bat? How are we expected to do our myth-busting jobs properly if we’re not given the tools to succeed? We need a big ol’ collection of bats in the center of the office, and a full-time bat boy to hustle on over every time one is needed.

The Cracked higher-ups better pony up the dough if they want results!