36 American-Made Reasons Why America Ain’t All It’s Cracked Up to Be

No imports here! Just good ol’ fashioned home-grown lunacy

It’s not all bad! There’s top-notch entertainment and great food in certain spots. Yes, there’s cringeworthy entertainment and mayo-slopped, unseasoned blandness in other spots, but that kind of proves our point. It’s a massive country with a massive amount of people. How could it be all good coast-to-coast? 

Today, we’ll focus on the bad (because dissing America sells), but maybe we’ll rock an eagle-soaring, Bud Light-soaked list for you patriots next week!

Two-Party System

Military Spending

The MM-DD-YY Date Format

Cocaine Use

Incarceration

The Metric System

Lost Nukes

Sales Tax

Nuking the Moon

America and The Nazis

Prescription Drugs

Stink Bombs

College Loans

A Losing Battle

U.S. Military

Eggs

Income Inequality

Napping

Elections

The War on Drugs

Garbage Disposals

The Flag

Open 24 Hours

Cars in the U.S.

The U.S. Military

College Coaches

Rehearsal Dinners

Genocide

Original Cowboys

Maternity Leave

Icy Drinks

Mitt Romney

The CIA

Portion Sizes

You’re Not ‘American’

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