40 Quotes From Famous Folks That’ll Get You Laughing, Crying, Thinking or Rolling Your Eyes With Utter Contempt
This list of random quotes is about to give you all the feels — and not in the original sappy sense of the term either. We mean that it will quite literally allow you to experience every feeling imaginable. There’s a little something to make you angry, afraid, sad, happy, disgusted and surprised, while also somehow giving you levels of enjoyment that will no doubt peak with audible laughter throughout.
After the emotional roller-coaster ride comes to an end, please remember that we didn’t say any of these things. Take it up with the quoter, and don’t cry on the messenger.
The Shining
Charles Bukowski
Source: The Hunchback of East Hollywood
Bruce Cockburn
The Warriors
Jimmy Carr
Johnny Knoxville
Zoolander
Steve Martin
Rocky IV
Adam Levine
Demetri Martin
Aparna Nancherla
Source: Comedy Central
Dumb and Dumber
Casablanca
Adventure Time
Norm Macdonald
Rodney Dangerfield
Chris Gethard
Source: Chris Gethard ‘Career Suicide’ on HBO
Hal Needham
Source: Washington Times
Good Will Hunting
Groundskeeper Willie
Steve Nash
Source: Fade Away World
The Dalai Lama
Titanic
Jessica Simpson
Betty White
Disney Platform Distribution
Jaws
Sienna Miller
Jerry Seinfeld
Leonardo Da Vinci
Craig T. Nelson
Midnight Cowboy
Kim Kardashian
Joe Jonas
Cameron Diaz
Jack Kerouac
Machiavelli
Joe Dirt
Forrest Gump
Matt LeBlanc and Louis C.K.
Source: Boston Globe