40 Breaking News Items That Stopped the Presses Somewhere in the World

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There Are Dozens of Us!

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Father’s Day Is About to Get Awkward

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Wait ‘Til They Hear About Divorce

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Perhaps the Vapes Were in Their Hearts All Along

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What If Volcanoes Could Do Math?

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And It Was Better Than 90 Percent of Podcasts

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Once Cops Hear About Police Brutality, It’s So Over

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You’re Better Off Leasing a Hitman

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Okay, It’s Just Gonna Ask You a Question and Then You Can Tap Your Card

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A Bold Tourism Strategy

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An Easy Way to Go From a 3 to a 4

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Always Look on the Bright Side

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The Beanie Baby Crisis

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Okay, Let’s Hear Him Out

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Let the Kid Drive!

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Justice for This Crow!

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The Myrtle Beach to Ireland Garbage Run

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It’s Raining Men

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Part of This Complete Breakfast

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An IRL Vigilante

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‘Living in a Cage’ Is No Excuse to Be Anti-Vax

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The Government Once Had to Declare No Takesies Backsies

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What Are the Odds?

It’s Nerf or Nothin’

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