40 Quotes to Upload Into Your Vernacular
Put your money where your mouth is, Bill Gates. Hire me, a ‘lazy person’
Marianne Williamson Trojan Horsed her way into your brain via Nelson Mandela.
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Santa Claus
Source: hollywood.com
Zayn Malik
The Wicked Queen
Source: Insider
Abraham Lincoln
Aaron Paul
Carl Schlegel
Neil Armstrong
Adam Sandler
Douglas Adams
V for Vendetta
Teddy Roosevelt By Way of Miley Cyrus
Source: Rolling Stone
Wild Wild West
Warner Bros. Pictures
Stephen King
Charles Bukowski
Source: The Hunchback of East Hollywood
Katy Perry
An Unnamed U.S. Senator
Shakespeare By Way of Megan Fox
Source: Allure
Ed Harris
August Booth
PagerDuty CEO
Frank Darabont
AMC Networks
Machiavelli
Venom
Victor Hugo
Joaquin Phoenix
Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Hellen Keller
Lord Acton
Misattributed Machiavellian Machinations
The Royal Tenenbaums
Hal Needham
Source: Washington Times
Orson Welles
Source: YouTube
Matt LeBlanc and Louis C.K.
Source: Boston Globe
Christopher Lee
Marianne Williamson
Shakespeare? Or Congreve?
Source: Columbia Journalism Review