40 Bits of Clandestine Celebrity Trivia That Haunt the Most Famous Folks on the Planet

As the holders of Hollywood’s darkest secrets, we thought we’d give these wrongdoing celebs a fighting chance by paying hefty sums for our silence. We didn’t think we’d be met with such hostility. But after kindly explaining that we’re offering a silence-for-hire service, they cussed us out and hung up on us! 

Can you believe that? They really left us with no choice. And hey, we didn’t realize that unloading these highly unflattering celebrity secrets would actually be so relieving. We feel 10 pounds lighter.