12 Insanely Dripped-Out Skeletons

Some might say a veil and a crown are a little much. This skeleton disagrees.

A skeleton glorious enough to stop tourists from making jokes about your Church having “fart” in the name.

This is going in my will now. “I want you to stick so much gold and jewels into my head that I look like the melted Terminator.”

He might be bejeweled, but he ain’t no bitch. He looks like he could hop up and decapitate a foe right now if needed.

Forget the outfit, which is wild in its own right. How about that pose? Pop a bearskin rug under this, and it’s straight out of posthumous Playgirl.

I know they’re all skeletons, but this one looks twice as dead as the others. Am I wrong? They spent a month on the bedazzling and 30 seconds on the pose.

Look at him. Like a beautiful, glinting, dead hedgehog.

Okay, new baseline rule for doing this: You’re not allowed to make it look like their eyes are open. Do not enjoy.

He’s zooted off a level of high-grade Hell opium that would kill any human that smelled it.

That face when you wake up from a drinking blackout to find that you apparently died and were subsequently covered in gold and valuable gemstones.

I feel like if you walk away from this skeleton without leaving some sort of offering, you’ve got a week left, tops.

This should be album art yesterday. Forget that, this should be the art on all albums, past, present and future.