Cancel Culture Goes Too Far As Warner Bros. Puts Pants on Porky Pig
The woke mob just claimed another victory, and it’s absolute ah-puh-pih-uh-pigshit.
As we all know, the left has been plotting cancel culture’s comedy genocide for years now, but many cartoon fans don’t realize just how far back this conspiracy goes. Most vigilant free speech defenders will recall that, starting in the early 2010s, Warner Bros. began adding trigger warnings to its more poorly-aged Looney Tunes shorts to warn viewers that they’re about to see some extreme and ugly racial stereotypes represented on screen, but the left’s war on cartoon comedy goes back all the way to 1968 when United Artists withheld a group of extremely offensive cartoons, nicknamed the “Censored Eleven,” from syndication, meaning that today’s right-wing cartoon enthusiasts will have a hard time legally viewing such conservative comedy classics as Uncle Tom’s Bungalow and Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs.
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Now, the liberal lefty snowflake brigade has launched yet another attack on classic Warner Bros. cartoons, this time targeting Porky Pig’s bare crotch and butt cheeks with an unconscionable and un-American woke-washing that comes in a 42 waist:
Seriously, is nothing sacred to the social justice warriors at Warner Bros. who canceled Porky’s corkscrew tale and peach-colored pork cheeks? Why must the liberal agenda force America’s most beloved bare-assed cartoon characters to cover up, just to protect the fragile feelings of a few anti-animal-nudity activists? Is this some sort of vegan thing where a bunch of blue-haired, iron-deficient crybabies campaigned to end cartoon animal abuse in the form of indecent exposure?
Regardless of the reasoning was behind this borderline hate crime against comedy, we should thank our pants-less God that the woke mob didn’t get to our buddy Bugs, or Daffy Duck, or even Second-Amendment-enthusiast Wile E. Coyote, though I’m sure his shorts will come with some sort of trigger warning about how he never asked for the Road Runner’s consent before trying to blow him away with an ACME cannon.
Warner Bros. better hope that their transgressions don’t get picked up by the rest of the conservative media, because, if this makes it to Newsmax, that’s all, folx!