17 Bits of Actual ‘Star Wars’ Lore So Mind-Numbingly Stupid That You Can’t Help But Laugh

If you’re looking for a franchise with a truly bananas amount of arguably completely unnecessary lore, Star Wars is for you. It’s an absolute perfect storm of an intellectual property that has a beyond-rabid fanbase that constantly demands further information on a world created in the, at best, unusual mind of George Lucas. I mean, we STARTED with music called jizz, so it was all downhill from there. Toss in canon offshoots made by a massive roster of pens-for-hire, and there’s an incredible amount of confusing, if not outright dumb lore. It’s kind of like if The Silmarillion was written by taking suggestions from space-obsessed kindergarteners.

Twitter user @headfallsoff asked the community to share their favorite bits of outlandish, yet confirmed Star Wars lore, and we were bestowed with a bountiful harvest of Glup-Shitto-quality tidbits.

17 I Sense A Great Disturbance in the Budget

16 Hell Is Real in Space

15 Triple-Zero, Engage Torture Protocol

14 Uhhhhh, Those Are Aliens Too

13 A Galaxy Far Far Away, But Still With Ducks

12 The Aliens Living A Horny Nightmare

11 That’s Duuumb

10 Dogs… But Weird

9 Doing This On Purpose, I Am

8 He’s A, Uh, Little Green Guy

7 This ‘Britain’ Must Be A Land of Sadists

6 Eyyyy, It’s Me, Johnny Spacearoni

5 Beauty Is in the Beady Eyes of the Beholders

4 Bad Day to You, Brothers!

3 Vader Said Trans Rights

2 Filthy Jedises

1 Yup, It’s Still Jizz