Things You Secretly Suspect About The World, But Can't Prove

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Things You Secretly Suspect About The World, But Can't Prove

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One thing we all have in common is that everyone wants to make sense of our increasingly chaotic world. And we've all got our favorite pet theories. We asked our readers to share some of theirs, so we can all get some sleep at night. Or possibly lie awake pondering the implications.

I SUSPECT THAT A WELL- KNOWN FOOTBALL LEAGUE IS BIASED IN FAVOR OF CERTAIN, POPULAR TEAMS... ...and that referees are told to influence games to ens
I highly suspect that my streaming service doesn't have the sophisticated entertainment matching algorithms they claim to have developed. Originais Re
What if today's crop of ridiculous anti-cannabis ads are just the opioid industry's way of tarnishing anti-drug ads' credibility... CRitN ...SO that f
Vast tin-foil-hat political conspiracy theories born in the dregs of the internet are completely made-up by people who think it is HILARIOUS to see
The aliens aren't visiting us because they like our stories about them and don't want to disprove them all. CRACKED COM
SCHOLARVM EX ORDINE PIARVM ITALIANO What if confessionals are just the Catholic Church's way of getting all the dirt they ever need on their followers
CRACKEDCON There's probably a parasite in cats that causes asexuality in humans. Which eventually turns them into crazy cat-people, which generates mo
Our current platinum age of television is a scheme by the wealthy elite to maintain the status quo by keeping the rest of us on the couch and them in
Things You Secretly Suspect About The World, But Can't Prove
CRACKEDGON 23 17 9 Mes INAPPROPRIATE! What if puberty doesn't start earlier in females than males? It could just be a justification for gross older me
What if poor shopping cart wheels are by design? The cart steers in one direction and subliminally you think there's something over there you need to
CRAGKEDCON What if every holier-than-thou vegan on the Internet is paid off by the meat industry to make veganism look bad?
CRACKEDCON COMIC BOOK AND ACTION FIGURE STORE WORKERS KEEP THE BEST ONES FOR THEMSELVES. SO YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND A RYLO REN BUT NEVER A SKELETOR.
It could be that elementary schools make kids keep journals SO that teachers can monitor their home lives and ensure nothing dangerous or suspicious i
I have always suspected, that really ood/famous actors can't feel true and sincere emotions any more, since they are SO good at imitating them
It seems weird that only human beings have developed the complex societies, languages, and customs we have. What if every other species can do it, but
WHAT IF TECH COMPANIES ARE HOLDING BACK VASTLY SUPERIOR TECHNOLOGY, Lasts 2 years without charge CE cL'is Li-ion JUST SO THEY CAN MILK ALL THE MONEY O
What if the recommended daily calorie intake chart is a LIE TEEN GIRL TEEN BOY CHILDREN 1,850 WOMEN MEN 2,200 1,800 2,000 2,500 CALORIES made up by th
eanhy Maybe healthy food Savinas! is SO expensive u because... rro It's the goverment's way of keeping the rich and elite healthy. Eventually the less
CRACKEDcO COM 18 What if the poor service at motor vehicle registration offices is designed to make some people; especially impatient people; think tw
CRACKED.COM ...SO that Starbucks customers employees Mispelled whose names RISTA have om a set ROMISE are misspelled Puropse quota daily will advertis
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