23 Killer Quotes From Surprising Sources

You could put all these quotes on pictures of Teddy Roosevelt.
23 Killer Quotes From Surprising Sources

Having the right thing to say at the right time is one of life’s greatest skills and its biggest mysteries. How do some people come up with the perfect line at the perfect time? This ability doesn’t seem to be restricted to the best among us: Indeed, a few of history's most despicable figures have uttered some incredibly inspirational things. 

This collection of quotes will motivate you with whatever you're working on. Some originate from the most terrible people in history, while others are just from some remarkable celebs. They're here to make you realize: just because someone may be called a dunce in certain contexts, or may have done bad things–they can still drop some awesome lines.

Don’t be surprised if some of the sources of these quotes shock or surprise you and if you uncover any nuggets of motivation to change the way you perceive the world.

There will always be kickass quotes throughout the annals of time. Terrifying men and women produce words that encourage others to do great things or strike terror in the hearts of others.

However, some of the most inspiring words come from the most unlikely sources. No one would be able to tell the difference between these and a photograph of Teddy Roosevelt, a cartoon fish or a book by Sun Tzu.

Suck my fat one, you cheap dimestore hood. -Wil Wheaton Stand by Me
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The Dalai Lama

CRACKEDCOR if someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own gun. -His Holiness the Dalai Lama

Saturday Night Live

When Betty White hosted SNL at the age of 88, she was working all day. Will Forte asked her How are you doing? Did you get some sleep? She responded
I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. Mewtwo Pokemon:
I'm that good. Doris Roberts said when asked how she continued to get roles despite her age.
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I have been called a nun with a switchblade where my privacy is concerned. -Julie Andrews CRACKED COM
I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL -Novelty Twitter Account @dril wint @dril
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From the ACLU website's main page: SEE YOU IN COURT
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Ladies do not start fights but they can finish them. This badass line was spoken by.... Cute, cuddly Marie in Disney's The Aristocats (1970) CRACKED
Go now and begin your life of fear, knowing that when you least expect it, the looming sword of Damocles will crash down upon you, cleaving you in tw

Bruce Cockburn

Nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight. Got to kick at the darkness until it bleeds daylight. Bruce Cockburn Singer/ songwriter Love
Quit your whining, get busy and prepare to defend your firesides and your flag. Get an army, get a navy; be ready to meet the invaders like the loyal
ISometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light. -BMO from Adventure Time Bwo
I've seen these ants do great things. And year after year they somehow manage to pick food for themselves AND you. So who's the weaker species? Ants

Leonardo Da Vinci

He who does not punish evil commands it to be done Leonardo Da Vinci
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