15 Subtle Ways To Give Yourself Way Better Odds

This is probably as close to being a Jedi as you're going to get.
15 Subtle Ways To Give Yourself Way Better Odds

There are those who would have you believe that being lucky is just a matter of chance. Those people have clearly never wanted to be Jedi Masters. And, well, it turns out you can come pretty close to being one.

Or a Sith Lord. We won't begrudge your dark desires, you saucy thing. Anyway, on with the mind tricks!

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