22 Facts Disney Doesn't Want Out There

Disney likes to pretend it's all cute rodents, happy cartoons, and puke-stained amusements parks. But underneath that veneer of fun and joy exists something darker.
22 Facts Disney Doesn't Want Out There

Disney likes to pretend it's all cute rodents, happy cartoons, and puke-stained amusements parks. But underneath that veneer of fun and joy exists something darker.

With the help of the Minnie to our Mickey, AuntieMeme, we present to you some disturbing facts about the happiest place on earth.

TOY STORY IS FULL OF REFERENCES TO THE SHINING. It's not just the carpets in Sid's house, either. The movie repeatedly uses the number 237, which was
Disney once sued a daycare center for painting Mickey Mouse on its walls. Disney representatives said that while they are sympathetic to the children'
SEE THAT HANGING SHADOWI THAT'S THE DANGLING CORPSE OF CLAYTON, THE VILLAIN IN DISNEY'S TARZAN. He becomes entangled in vines during a battle with our
you're looking at Sunflower the Centaur, from Disney's Fantasia. Apparently it was her job to polish the other centaurs' hooves, and do their hair. Sh
Ursula, the villainess from The bittle Merreaid, is King Triton's Sister. We learn this from the deleted scenes on the 2006 Platinum Edition of the mo
Walt Disney was co -founder of the COMM Motion Picture 28 Alliance for the Preservation of American ldeals, which turned suspected communists in to th
The Fluke, The Little who is the Duke of Soul Mermaid, (yeah) released in 1989, had some surprisingly racist fish, Under the The Blackfish, who sings
In 193S, mary T. Ford applied to Walt Disney Productions, looliing for a job as an animator. She was rejected for being female. WAT Disne's Snow White
Monsters Inc. is a Pixar version of 1989's Little Monsters. The monsters live in a world where it's their job to scare human children. Every child's r
In Beauty and the Beast, we learn that all the servants ZUT ALORS! have been enchanted to become household objects. Even the plates and forks dance. T
The Beast.... The beaatifal QEER.0 gets more handsome... .tarns agly to Gommit mrder. In the Disney universe, pretty is good as he and ugly is evil. g
DisnEY PIXAR TOY STORYIS TOY STARTLINGLY STORY SIMILAR TO A 1986 TV SPECIAL CALLED THE CHRISTMAS TOY JimmHenson's CHRISTMAS CLASSICS The toys come to
22 Facts Disney Doesn't Want Out There
22 Facts Disney Doesn't Want Out There
THERE IS A REAL HUMAN SKULL AMONG THE DECORATIONS ON THE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN RIDE AT DISNEYLAND. It's in the headboard of the bed in the big trea
22 Facts Disney Doesn't Want Out There
DISNEYLANDALIEG MONORAIL SYSTEM In 1966, a teenager wos killed while attempting to sneak into Disneyland by climbing onto the monorail track. He was s
22 Facts Disney Doesn't Want Out There
Staffers at the Haunted Mlansion rides at Disney Sn ULLIILETE Darks have to be conSTanlly on te lookout for Deople dumping aShES. Apparently being the
The Srow Queen is the story of a white fairy who kidnaps a Iittle boy. She kisses the boy, Kay, causing him to lose his memory, and takes him back to
Soorer OP later, either Maplin O Nemo is going to have to turn female SO they Gan mate. Clownfish are hermaphrodites, meaning they change gender to ma
At least 35 Disney World employees have been arrested since 2006 and accused of sex crimes involving children, trying to meet a minor for sex, or for

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