43 Movie Tropes (That've Been Beaten Into The Ground)

Lots of things are becoming played out in Hollywood, but there are a few tropes that if taken behind the woodshed, no one would notice.
43 Movie Tropes (That've Been Beaten Into The Ground)

Lots of things are becoming played out in Hollywood, but there are a few tropes that if taken behind the woodshed, no one would notice.

We asked you call out those tropes that just need to go, and gave $200 to the winner ...

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