26 Unheard Last Words of Famous Fictional Characters

Our readers gave badass voice to those who apparently had none of their own.
26 Unheard Last Words of Famous Fictional Characters

Everyone loves badass last words. In fact we're willing to bet that at least half of you have some picked out for yourselves when the time comes that you're battling terrorist ninjas while a nuclear missile is about to strike your location.

Sadly, though, not everyone is as well prepared as you all are -- and this is especially true in movies. That's why we asked our readers to give some final words to those characters that are most deserving of them. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

26 Unheard Last Words of Famous Fictional Characters
Couple more minutes and it's Goodbye, Yavin. Hello, retirement!
I've got some gum right here! Oh wait, no... I just gave my last piece away this morning. I swear, it's So ironic. Actually, that's not true. This is
26 Unheard Last Words of Famous Fictional Characters
WHY'D I HAVE TO GO AND KILL AND DISMEMBER THAT SHOP GIRL? ANY CRIME WOULD HAVE GOTTEN ME BACK IN. CRACKED.COM
IT SUCKS TO BE THE COMIC RELIEF. CRACKED COM
And why exactly did you make a ship with no room for the two of us, Jor-EI? CRACKEDO
26 Unheard Last Words of Famous Fictional Characters
ORACKED POINT BREAK COWWAABUUNNGGAAAAAAA!!
CRACKED CON COM shoulda... ...brought... ...exact change...
26 Unheard Last Words of Famous Fictional Characters
26 Unheard Last Words of Famous Fictional Characters
26 Unheard Last Words of Famous Fictional Characters
OKAY, WATER... LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT!
..too...oiled...up...can't...get...grip CRACKED
26 Unheard Last Words of Famous Fictional Characters
I can't believe I did the Wilhelm scream... A4l CRACKED COM
26 Unheard Last Words of Famous Fictional Characters
DOH! CRACKEDcO CoM
IF YOU STRIKE ME DOWN NOW, I SHALL BECOME MORE POWERFUIL THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE... ..(AND SPEND ETERNITY AS MY DEVILISHLY HANDSOME YOUNGER SELF
Jess! Why WOn' he juss shut up and let me die in peade? CRACKED COM
YOU'RE FIRED. NOW I GET IT! LOL! CRACKED COM
Finally.... free.... No more...... .Fetch.. No.... more. nnno000ooono CRACKED COM
I always thought there was s'more to life than this. STAY
GRACKED.ON >> Hud: Wait... That's it?!
CRACKED COM KIRRRRRRK!!!

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