34 (Unintentionally) Disturbing Children's Products

Clearly the approval process for these toys included a shrug and 'Whatever.'
34 (Unintentionally) Disturbing Children's Products

Before a children's toy can hit the shelves, it has to go through numerous stages of development, safety checks, testing, marketing, and whatever other words are in the glossary of a product development book.

We asked you to show us the toys that some company said "Screw all that noise" to and just shoved them into the stores. Winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

The Guess What? Elmo toy talks about something different each day of the week. This is what he says on Tuesdays: Elmo loves BALLS! Spin here Tunis a
Barbie Be Oreo Barbie! The One Black friend Barbie needs to prove she's not racist, but without the hassel of learninig about Black culture OReo CRA
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HEY Kids! It's Midge and Baby from the Barbie line! CENSORED creepy Inutero fetus included! Does the fun ever start?! WATTEL
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The award-winning What's In Ned's Head? is an educational toy (albeit one that appeals to kids' penchant for grossness) in which players reach into Ne
Let your young daughter learn how the marvels of modern science and ethics can fix unfortunate people with this Plastic Surgery game where they learn
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This is Analu Sorinho, a Brazilian doll that teaches kids about the joys of having a baby SO sick she needs to be fed intravenously. The I.V. dispense
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Manufactured by the Hartland Plastics Company of Wisconsin. the 4th Commandment Switch Plate was touted as Perfect for child's a room. nursery. NEI

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