25 Movie Heroes That Broke Laws

All those heroic deeds are accompanied by a host of crimes that would put any normal person in jail.
25 Movie Heroes That Broke Laws

We revere heroes for their great feats of skill and good deeds to society. Our heroes are held to a higher plane of existence than us mere mortals. Batman isn't supposed to kill, even though Bruce Wayne sure would like to. Captain America isn't a deserter, even though after our third tour, we sure thought about it. That's why they're the heroes, and we're the ones getting our cars and houses smashed in as collateral damage in a climatic fight. Apparently all those good deeds are accompanied by a host of crimes that would put any normal person in jail. See, only Superman is the most truly infalliable superhero, a god-like being who would go out of his way to never hurt an innocent…that is, until Zack Snyder came along and made him do roughly seven 9/11s. 

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Throughout The Dark Batman collects evidence and dapprehends numerous suspects numerous at the behest of police Gordon. In reality this would create a
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At the ripe old age of 16, Frances Baby Houseman engages in an affair with dance instructor Johnny Castle... Too bad the age of consent is 17 in the
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Yes, that iS indeed a knife. And if you're re not a citizen you can't carry them in NYC.
The Justice League broke several international treaties when they put a base on the moon and a weapon of mass destruction in space.
CONTEMPT: his refusal to move to a retirement home in defiance of a court order ILLEGAL ENTRY: PROPERTYDAMAGE: Carl Fredricksen his violation of nuff
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But there's RULEBOOK that says nothing in the they can't! SOMS NO DOGS ALLOWED IN LIBRARY Nevermind that there are age and other minimums that must al
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Turns out it's illegal to arm civil aircraft. es Even if it weren't, it's also illegal to release anything from one. (Like a projectile and/or missile
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In the .2003 Star Wars The Clone Wars movie Obi-Wan pretends to surrender while Anakin finds a way to penetrate enemy lines. I don t know about the ST
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Broke out of jail to prove your innocence? Too bad, you have to go right back... Just ask this guy Framed for murders he didn't commit, Michael Pardue
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