What 27 Popular Bumper Stickers Really Mean

As society progresses, so too does our need to inform other drivers on the road where we stand on, well, everything.
What 27 Popular Bumper Stickers Really Mean

As society progresses, so too does our need to inform other drivers on the road where we stand on, well, everything.

We asked our readers to show us what those witty stickers we slap on our cars really say about us, and gave $100 to the winner ...

SHARE THE ROAD I SS WATCH ME BREAK EVERY TRAFFIC LAW IN EXISTENCE AND THEN GET PISSED WHEN YOU HONK AT ME. CRAGKEDO OON
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What 27 Popular Bumper Stickers Really Mean
THIS HSBUT BETTER GET ME EDUL OLIT OF e AT LEAST A TICKETS. ole FEW U
CRACKEDCO YOUCAZLMEABITGH LKE TSABAD THING IGETCAALEID 4 BTCH. ALOT. CANDIJSTDONTGETD
ORACKEDOON INSURED BY SMITH & WESSON (...but not State Farm, Metlife, Geico, Nationwide, All State or Progressive!)
What 27 Popular Bumper Stickers Really Mean
What 27 Popular Bumper Stickers Really Mean
GRACKEDeO CON II/ I'M NOT SPEEDING I'M QUALIFYING COULD MEAN IIIIZ I'VE PROBABLY CAUSED MORE THAN ONE WRECK
What 27 Popular Bumper Stickers Really Mean
imbetter than you. CRAGKEDCON
THINK IT'S NOT ILLEGAL YET I took 10th grade philosophy
What 27 Popular Bumper Stickers Really Mean
What 27 Popular Bumper Stickers Really Mean
What 27 Popular Bumper Stickers Really Mean
NITARIAN CRACKEDcO
What 27 Popular Bumper Stickers Really Mean
I WANT TO LOOK LIKE CARE ABOUT ISSUES BUT DON'T WANT TO ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING ABOUT THEM GRACKEDCON
ROSTAR TH FMPIRE X1 CAUTION SHOW DOGS OSTAR THI FMPIRE X4n FEEL FREE TO KILL HUMANS CRACKED.COM
O HANG Up AND BE DISTRACTED READING THIS STICKER INSTEAD
HOW'S MY DRIVING? 1-877-55-SAFE1 I GET THE DRIVER FIRED 1-877-55-SAFE1 CRACKED.COM
S 600 DPAKK ACI It's 5:00 I'm an HELP ME! SOMEWHERE! ALCOHOLICH CRACKED COM
HONK IF YOU LIKE  THE SOUND OF A CAR HORN makes me feel less existential CRACKEDCON
What 27 Popular Bumper Stickers Really Mean
CRACKED.GOM CAUTION THIS VEHICLE MAKES FREQUENT STOPS AT YOUR MOM'S HOUSE CAUTION I MADE A FUNNY JOKE ONCE IN 1993
QUESTION AUTHORITY I HAVE UNPAID PARKiNG TICKETS
OBAMA 2012 INTELLIGENT DESIGN WASHINGTON PA O1OA IT SENC I, CLEARLY, DON'TCARE ABOUT THE RESALE Value Of THIS CAR CRACKED COR

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