29 Baffling Rules of Life in Video Game Universes

Even in fictional universes full of speedy hedgehogs and Lt. Col. Custer's bare genitals, there are some things we just can't get past.
29 Baffling Rules of Life in Video Game Universes

There's a lot of belief to be suspended to convince us that an ape throwing barrels is the mortal enemy of an Italian plumber. But even so, there are some things about video games that we just can't get past.

We asked you to show us the things that, despite being in universes full of speedy hedgehogs and Custer's naked genitals, just don't make any sense. Winner got some gold coins or rupees or GIL or whatever ...

You know YOU have the best architect in the world EE when You have to climb a pillar, run along the walls, shimmy across a ledge, jump and swing on a
Navi Altack Low-level enemy: dead in 2 hits 02 Altack BO 20 10 Large boss enemy: dead in 8 hits 10 speak 29 19 10 Random weak NPC: dead in 38,401552 h
Resurrection Phials are cheap and freely available in all shops. Owned by none of your enemies. FABLE CRACKED COM
Attention Have you just reached your weight limit and can't move properly? Thro1 W away a tiny sprig of wheat and you can sprint again. -Jarlgjaluind
Ah shit, there's a letter on the table. Guess I'll have to eat standing up.
R 10 Can do everything paper can... 10 NICE Except catch on fire. CRACKED COM
SHOOTS OUT LIGHTS TO REMAIN HIDDEN ...HAS MORE LICHTS ON HIS OUTFIT THAN THE WHITE HOUsE XMAS CRACKED COM TREE.
CRACKED. COM Can't support a human and fly CAN support a human and fly
Vacuum? No air? No problem! Water? No air? Problem!
CRACKED co Can't make baby. Can't make baby. Can make baby.
...My forehead hurts. In a world where you can buy magic healing potions in every store, somehow being a Doctor is still a viable profession.
That awkward moment when people stop talking and everybody becomes less beautiful.
BRING IT! RUN AWAY! CRACKEDOON
Nukes, lasers and plasma weapons? No problem Deathclaw kills you in one hit
CRACKED COM You can run alongside a 90 flatrwall after hanging off a cliff no problem Just try not to fall from any where higher than 7 because that w
Hacking a computer requires mastery of x0s a. Find a way wf3 x1z 38s b. Frogger EL 0NO C. Match up ona ilty Level ! d. Crossword puzzles CRACKED CON
GRACKEDOON UsES THIS TO FIGHT THESE
WE NEVER CLOSE! the bathroom or move...or cat...or go to CRACKED COM
OK- IT'S THEIR TURN TO ATTACK, SO NOBODY MOVE. HOPEFULLY WE'LL SURVIVE. THEN WE CAN ATTACK THEM. RACKEDCOM
SIMON BELMONT, renowned Vampire Hunter, must kill legendary COUNT DRACULA, whose only weaknesses are crosses, holy water, and daylight (and maybe garl
Around 8, 00 000 people in the city, and nobody bothers to have kids anymore. rackae CRACKED COME
Racetrack made of pure ice: perfectly dependable traction. 3/3 TiME O1'4727 LAP 7 2 WHLRSA 3 4 3rd Banana peel under your tires: guaranteed wipe out.
Doesn't have enough strength to carry one more bread, but somehow manages to loot and carry thousands of gold coins: CRACKED COM
CRACKED.COM 387 1658 21314 169% BULL 367 88 1n AMMO HEALTH ARMS AMOR 600 The 90s: Yhen bullets travelled at infinite velocity, but directed energy wea
99 SUBPZERO DJU KANG FIGHT! NO VHE DEAWTH ---or Uil EiME FURs OUE CRACKED.COM
I know that you're my Thane and also the new Arch Wizard of the college of Winterhold and therefore actually my boss. But I'm going to have to attack
NINJA SWIM TURTLE SWI NINTA TURTIE NO SWIM A Pts. 0037000 roh HI 006 1500 2I61 613
Beats the everloving shit out of other gods, has trouble opening doors.
WORLD IN PERIL SEND THEINEXPERIENCED KIDS TO SAVE IT

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