21 Last Texts Recovered From Famous Moments in History

History is cool and all (we guess), but you know what's missing from it? Cell phones.
21 Last Texts Recovered From Famous Moments in History

History is cool and all (we guess), but you know what's missing from it? Cell phones. That's why we asked you to go ahead and insert them so that we could relive some last moments from the lives of historical figures. Winner got $100 ...

#L. Cosmote 3G 1:29 AM CRAGREDE ON Messages Leonidas Edit I'm thinking I should really only need 250... 300 tops. Send
l. USA 3G 10:12 PM CRACKED.OO Messages Abe Lincoln Edit Hey Henry, there's some creepy guy behind me with a boner. Yeah, L see him. I dare you to reac
L.. TITANIC 3G 11:30 PM GRAGKEDE COM Messages ICEBERGWATCH Edit **WARNING** Iceberg spotted at 51.7N 2.4E **WARNING** iceberg spotted at 82.4N 67.5E *
l. ORANGE 3G 4:21 PM CRACREDE CON Messages De Gaulle Edit General, the Germans are at our borders... France must now surrender! NOT* surrender, autoco
l.. NSDAP 3G 12:37 PM ORACKEDE ON Messages Adolf Edit Don't forget to lock up the jewels like I told you on the phone earlier! Did you catch that part
21 Last Texts Recovered From Famous Moments in History
mll_. UTEL 3G 1:24 PM Messages Alexis,SKA.... Edit Hey Al! How's the test going? I've managed to set it up that can operate the EPS-5 when I text 'SYS
ml_. BTLS 3G 5:00 PM Messages M.D. Chapman Edit You're going to be aiming at Yoko, right? Yes, Mr. Lennon. I think I have these pesky sights zeroed no
AT&T 3G 11:58 PM 100% Messages Jefferson Edit know we're old rivals. but do you think we could bury the hatchet. before the hatchet buries me? (1/2) I
TELUS 3G 11:00 AM mIl- Messages Franz F. Edit U kno where the hospital is in this city? Driver is totes lost. nvm, I'll ask someone at this cafe ORAGK
ml. Telus 3G 5:00 PM Messages Qin Shi Huang Edit Hey do you know ingesting mercury grants a person eternal life? Really!? Lol just kidding.. :1 P Hell
MARK 3G 2:45 mil.. PM Messages Judas Edit Send CRACKED.COM
CRACKED.COM UAV2 36 5:00 PM Messages CIA Edit Hey, Al-Awlaki. Knock knock. Who's there? Ka Ka who? Send UAVE J Messages 5:00 PM CIA heh heh
21 Last Texts Recovered From Famous Moments in History
AT&T 3G 2:27 PM Messages Jodie Foster <3 Edit Hey Jodie. Watched Taxi again last night... finally figured out what I need to do for us to be together.
l_ Wacom 3G 12:43 PM Messages 912 Edit hey guys this is david koresh i surrender guys plz stop with the tanks- dave damn it fbi i surrender, i'll do w
ml_- Virgin 3G 12:00 AM Messages Buddy Edit ily baby< <3 ily2 2 babe!!! rich says hi im being told i must turn my phone off for takeoff or the plane w
AT&T 3G 2:14 AM Messages Meelie Earhart Edit i just cant believe this amazing scenery :)) im fliying low to get a better look at the islands there inc
ml. NEWUSA 3G 9:32 PM Messages Nate Pendleton Edit Hey, my man Hamilton, you sure about this? Don't worry, lol. Burr couldn't hit the broad side of a
ROM 3G 10:22 l_. AM Messages Pliny Snr. Edit W0000000000OO!! ! Whaddap uncy? Did ye make it? Damn right l did! Your favourite uncle's King of Vesuvius
mll Seattle 3G 9:30 PM Messages Dan Cooper Edit DB where are you? I'm waiting at the rendezvous point! My jump was delayed, I'll be there ASAP, trying

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