27 Famous Movie Plots Solved With One Line of Dialogue

Screw screenwriters, Hollywood should just give us all the money to write these scripts.
27 Famous Movie Plots Solved With One Line of Dialogue

We love movies, but there's a lot of convolution that goes on in order to keep our favorite films entertaining. Convolution, for the most part, that just wouldn't happen in the real world. We asked our readers to simplify these movies by adding a single piece of dialogue that would've solved problems presented in these movies. Winner got $100 ...

Who is that? Your sister.
There goes another one. Shoot it. Are you sure this thing is...
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27 Famous Movie Plots Solved With One Line of Dialogue
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No one cares who's the President of Elysium. Send a couple of those fancy medical-beds to the planet's surface and everyone will be happy. Reolly? Hel
27 Famous Movie Plots Solved With One Line of Dialogue
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Has anyone ever told you you're delusional?
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Let's be reasonable, guys... how about we split the treasure?
Heather! Did you count heads? 11 including me... I think I'll double check just in case.
May I please see some identification, Mr. Froman?
DRINK THIS? I DON'T THINK SO, LAO CHE. L KNOW BETTER THAN TO DRINK ANYTHING HANDED TO ME BY A DOUBLE-CROSSING SNAKE LIKE YOU!
I HAVE A DICK.
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I love Fredo, but he's always been weak. You probably shouldn't trust him with any important information.
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...and by the way, I stored a back-up of myself in McCoy's mind.
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