28 Rejected Names for Famous Products (Probably)

Some companies have to go through a lot of turds to find a good name, apparently.
28 Rejected Names for Famous Products (Probably)

Some products get lucky and nail the whole name thing on the first try. Some brands, though, brainstorm for hours before coming up with that perfect name. We asked you to show us some of the ones companies didn't go with. Winner got $100 ...

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28 Rejected Names for Famous Products (Probably)
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28 Rejected Names for Famous Products (Probably)
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