If Sex Was Used to Advertise Everything

Our readers were kind enough to show us a world where every advertisement is oozing genitalia.
If Sex Was Used to Advertise Everything

Sex sells. Unfortunately it doesn't sell everything. Fortunately, our readers were kind enough to show us a world where every advertisement is oozing with genitalia. Best ad got $100 ...

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