18 Celebrity Endorsements That Would Actually Make Sense

Celebrity endorsed products are a good idea in theory, but the lack of self-awareness among corporations and their human mascots tends to screw things up pretty spectacularly. We asked our readers to show us the ads that such partnerships SHOULD be giving us.
18 Celebrity Endorsements That Would Actually Make Sense

Celebrity endorsed products are a good idea in theory, but the lack of self-awareness among corporations and their human mascots tends to screw things up pretty spectacularly. We asked our readers to show us the ads that such partnerships should be giving us. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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18 Celebrity Endorsements That Would Actually Make Sense
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