The 26 Stupidest Invention Ideas (You'd Use Every Day)

Idiotic patents that would actually help improve things around here.
The 26 Stupidest Invention Ideas (You'd Use Every Day)

A lot of idiotic patents make it all the way to production, and society ends up worse for it. We asked our readers to show us the idiotic patents that would actually help improve things. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Electric Spoon Device for the Cooling of Hot Soup On Off Button Air Intake Decorative Head Cool AC Power Air Thermoelectric Refrigeration Spoon Unit
Escalator Impasse Escalator 1. Person blocking whole escalator. 2. Giant hand clears walking 2 1 space. 3. Activate it by pushing a button. 3 CRACKEDC
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U.S. Patent March 545 26 2013 CRACKED'COM Paper cut prevention device Fig. 2 Fig. 1 Fig. Fig. 4 3 Rubbe tubing wrapped around the edge of EVerY indivi
Press to Activate Brights from Car Talk-to-Text Microphone Reflected by Miror Fig. 5A Turn 4 your highbeans. Ashole Fig. SB CRAGREDCON
Digital T-Shirt Cannon Advanced Clothing Delivery System 3 1 2b 2a 100101001010101 $ 100110100110010 101001101001010 101100101010010 101010101001010 1
Automated Keyboard Cleaner Xmas Keyboard Light Computer. Timer NOTE: Top Rack Only! Unmodified Dishwasher
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The 26 Stupidest Invention Ideas (You'd Use Every Day)
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CRAGKEDCOM 1.Hate Cannon Detects mindless hatred and releases Mace 2.L337-Seeking Missile US Patent Application #20132019584523 Big Billy Goat Gruff
Patent application US2013024586945 No-Fly Zone Hat 1.Hat. Contains mind-controlled CPU A 2. Ara ture. Can cover entire face 3.Sensors. Detectinsects
No. 74217829 CRACKEDCON Wireless Motion-Based System For Retaliation Against Televised Assholes 4 7 1 2 6 3 13 10 1. Viewer 2. Television 8 3. Console
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The 26 Stupidest Invention Ideas (You'd Use Every Day)
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Automatic Spring-Action 113 110 Mobile Phone Theft 111 Deterrent System 113a 113 Unknown 113b Detected User 113c Security Measures 143 Activated 120 1
Apparatus For Avoiding Shoe Nuisance People Light Inversion Power Processing Head Emission Emission Refetor Renestor Proeessing Enerky 199 System 1. S
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Green Light - to cell phone electrocution system Fig. 1 Fig. 2 Fig. 3 Electric shock sent Person looking down Light turns green to all CRACKEDCON near

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