21 Ridiculous Pharmaceutical Ads We'll See Next

Let's face it, the drug industry isn't above inventing new ailments and and trying to convince you that you're suffering from it. We asked you to show us the next borderline dishonest disease and treatment pairings they'll convince us we need to ask our doctors about.
21 Ridiculous Pharmaceutical Ads We'll See Next

Let's face it, the drug industry isn't above inventing new ailments and and trying to convince you that you're suffering from it. We asked you to show us the next borderline dishonest disease and treatment pairings they'll convince us we need to ask our doctors about. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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21 Ridiculous Pharmaceutical Ads We'll See Next
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