If Everything In Life Came With Warning Labels

What if the things we really needed to be warned about came with labels?
If Everything In Life Came With Warning Labels

Lots of things have unnecessary warning labels. Bottles of shampoo warn that it's for "external use only," in case you're smart enough to know what "external use" means, and dumb enough to think that Pert Plus cleans hair from inside your stomach.

But what if the things we really need to be warned about came with labels? We asked you to fire up photoshop and show us what that world might look like. The winner is below, but first, the runners up.

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If Everything In Life Came With Warning Labels
If Everything In Life Came With Warning Labels
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