29 Business Cards of Famous Fictional Characters

The best fictional characters are complex and difficult to pin down. We asked you to show us what it would look like if they were forced to sum themselves up on a Triscuit-sized patch of paper.
29 Business Cards of Famous Fictional Characters

The best fictional characters are complex and difficult to pin down. We asked you to show us what it would look like if they were forced to sum themselves up on a Triscuit-sized patch of paper. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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29 Business Cards of Famous Fictional Characters
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29 Business Cards of Famous Fictional Characters
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29 Business Cards of Famous Fictional Characters
29 Business Cards of Famous Fictional Characters
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29 Business Cards of Famous Fictional Characters
29 Business Cards of Famous Fictional Characters
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