The 40 Most Inappropriate Children's Book Covers

We asked our readers to photoshop us some
The 40 Most Inappropriate Children's Book Covers

We want to offer all of you an apology. We asked our readers to photoshop us some "inappropriate children's book covers." This seemed like such a simple, innocuous idea because quite frankly there is nothing as innocent as a child and there is no more wholesome activity than reading.

More than 400 entries later, we realized how tragically, horribly wrong we were. We have ordered the following entries roughly from least disturbing to most, and the very worst have been placed safely at the end. We recommend no one look at them.

At the very end we have placed the winner, who will receive five thousand pennies, which is $50. Again, we're sorry.

We apologize in advance for the eight most offensive entries, #8 to #1.

RICHARD DAWKINS The CLAUS Delusion CRACKED.cOM
THE Confusing Tingle 0 CRACKED.cOM
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DBLUXE ANALVERSARY EDITION Normal Boneswell CLIFFORD THE BIG RED ROCKET CRACKED.cOM
MAGIC House #13 TREE CRACKED.COM
don't love cem HOES A 123 SEESAME STREET INTRODUCTION TO PIMPING FOR YOUNG BOYS CRACKED.COM
karen katz crazy uncle cannibal and the syriously S1Y Siew CRACKED.COM
Chratesulcll your Teach Daddy's in the Shower Everyone should know how small his dick is A Book About Telling the Truth CRACKED.COM
AMERICA by Yasuo Fukuda STAH Dissolute Whore avL A of' a Nation CRACKED.HOM
The Shitting Tree byScatmancrothers CRACKED.COM atthan
YouCanAy'Too! Just like a Bird New from our YES YOU CAN Series! CRACKED.cOM
SALLY RED-SHOES LEARNS ABOUT owCost TRAVEL AIR MAL. 2A57711 A SALLY REDESHOES BOOK CRACKED.cOM
Child's A Primer To A'nimal Gruelty 150T ANNIVERSARY EDITION By SIR THACKERY BLACKGUARD WIIll 4 rOrWaBD BY De BINIAMIN SAK CRACKED.COM
JShould Have lsed Protection on From highty and other lessons of teen pregnancy by introduction Reynolds special CRACKED.COM a Jones WVith Star
You're different. And that's baaaad! CRACKED.cOM
The Hardy Boys THE MYSTERYO of THE TORTURE CABIN THE HARDY BOYS STORES JAMES WAN we CRACKED.coM
A children's ALPHABET of racial slurs by Michael Richards A A B C D E F G H i J CRACKED.cOM
You Con't Be an ASTRONAUT! It's Just Not Realistic! by Joseph Smets
Pop! Goes The Hamster... And Other Fun Microwave Games Valerie Greeley CRACKED.COM
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YKAAAAAARRRRCH TO SCREAM LIKE A ROCK TIME AM! HYRAX 3 IT'S Mike Bastard FICAN'T GET ANY SLEEP THEN NEITHER WILL ANYBODY ELSE BOOK 1 CRACKED.cOM
THE INVISIBLE HILD-EATING CROCODILES THAT LIVE ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE Mike Bastard CRACKED.cOM
Sharing is for Losers An Ayn Rand Primer PISS OFF CRACKED.cOM
My older Brother, the TRANNY CRACKED.cOM
THIS NAKED PICTURE OF Your Mom m is going to get you a lot of fucking presents CRACKED.COM
Richard Scarry's Funny Tapeworm Stories Oae D Aes! Your ItsIn CRACKED.cOM
#69 The Borcar Children THE NAKED NEIGHBOR BOY MYSTERY CRACKED.cOM
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE 10 THE CLASSIC SERIES IS BACK! CHOOSE FROM 28 POSSIBLE ENDINGS. OH SHIT! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE BY R. A. MONTGOMERY CRACKED.COM
WHERE'S MY FUCKING HEAD?! A children's guide to the Islamic justice system 009 CRACKED.COM
HOP BY BEAD E Ch Becinner Ronks ON POp BUT SERIOUSLY, WAICH OuT FOR POPS BALLS CRACKED.cOM
Seuss By etal Geeer ocs One fish tWo fish red fish blue fish An introduction to bioinformatic methods in cladistics CBACKED COM
Mommy Has it Coming... Now Stop Crying and Get Me a Beer, Daddy's Gonna Be While! a By Desi Arnaz CRACKED.COM
But I Poop From There CRACKED.COM
Found a DEAD BIRD Will it fit up my ass? a kid's guide to things you can stick in your pooper CRACKED.cOM
When Gay Elephants SNEEZE/ Home ett Home CRACKED.cOM
Now, THA AUDREY by WOOD Was An Orgy! Illustrated by DON WOOD CRACKED.COM
ANAL BEADS... tmay Go LIP YOUR BU7H! By Dustin Diamond CRACKED COM
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uncle Charics Pop-Up Book Written and Performed y: uncle CharCic CRACKED.cOM.
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