20 Prequels Too Awesome to Exist

In the wake of the general disappointment in 'Prometheus' we got to wondering what prequels Hollywood could make that wouldn't end with fan boys singing about their childhood being raped. We asked you to imagine them for us.
20 Prequels Too Awesome to Exist

In the wake of the general disappointment in Prometheus we got to wondering what prequels Hollywood could make that wouldn't end with fan boys singing about their childhood being raped. We asked you to imagine them for us. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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