32 Alternate Interpretations of Common Warning Signs

Normal people rely on warning signs to convey urgent information through simple imagery -- this is how everyone else sees them.
32 Alternate Interpretations of Common Warning Signs

We rely on warning signs to convey urgent information through simple imagery, so that the illiterate can go on living lives free from massive head trauma. With people's well-being at stake, it seems strange that the symbols they employ so often range from mysteriously vague to outright baffling. We asked you to show us some of the ways they might be misinterpreted. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

2790 CRACKEDGOM
WARNING Anime Hairdos
WARNING: MAN EA STRUGGLING WITH UMBRELLA CRACKED COM
L URINATE SITTING DOWN
CRACKEDCON COM TRIVIAL PURSUIT GAME IN PROGRESS
WARNING INVISIBLE CAR CRACKED.CON
32 Alternate Interpretations of Common Warning Signs
STOP T HAMMER TIME CRACKEDCON
SNACKS ON GROUND USE AWKWARD NOVELTY SPOON
WARNING PREGNANCY AHEAD GRAGREDOONE
WARNING HADOUKEN HAZARD AREA CRACKED.CONI
CRACKEDC CON
CRACKED COM TOTAL RECALL
CRAGKED COM DREADLOCKS NOT PERMITTED IN THE POOL
CRAGKED COM ak I orlt eeun n
CRACKED COM WARNING! #HHH TOM SAWYER IS ALYING SON OF A BITCH!
CM GAyn DILDOS ARE POOR SUBSTITUTES FOR WHEELS CRACKED CON
ATARIIS A HOMELAND SECURITY S SICUILY THIS GROPING LINE IS GAY FRIENDLY CRACKEDC COM
INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE CRACKEDCON
CRAGKEDO COME WATCH FOR FALLING TETRIS BLOCKS
CRACRED CON DO A BARREL ROLL
CRACKED COM MUSHROOMS CAST LONG SHADOWS
LITTER BARREL 1000 FT ORACKEDCONF
CRACKED. COM TOYO1 QUIET PLEASE
32 Alternate Interpretations of Common Warning Signs
CRACKED GOM GOATS WILL REBUFF YOU AND YOUR BAG OF DORITOS
CRAGKED CONT STEERS FARMER WITH PENIS
CRACKED CONT BEHOLD THE ONE-LEGGED POGO MASTER
CRACKED ROMT WARNING: TOOLS MAY SPOOK EASILY
CRAGKED CON POSE LIKE SASQUATCH
CRACKED CON
CRACKED CON ROAD LOADING BE PLEASE PATIENT

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